Well, this is more like an accidental episode of The Dirty Diss™, after watching England crashing haplessly out of the World Cup thanks to a superior Germany. If you have watched that match (in which THE AQUINAS is sure that you did), Rooney and Co. deserved to lose the match given their horrid display of schoolyard football.
So, in this edition of The Dirty Diss™, THE AQUINAS couldn't help himself but to lay the dirt on The Three Lions (hereinafter referred to as the Three Pussy Cats), England!
We English blokes love kicking arses all over the park. Literally looove kicking arses~
England made their way into the 2010 World Cup after several impressive displays at the qualifying rounds. Under one Fabio Capello, England's authoritarian and full-time disciplinarian manager, The Three Pussy Cats' World Cup hopes seemed so bright that Posh Spice had to buy herself a new pair of sunnies.
" I gots to love em sunnies cos I can't trust me real eyes" Picture courtesy of http://piras.wordpress.com/
But all that early hopes and expectations changed as England's dismal performance at the group stages casted doubts on the ability of the English squad as a whole. They did qualify, indeed, but merely finishing second of their group behind their less stellar group opponent, the USA. So much for this over-confident headline of this renowned English tabloid.
The Three Pussy Cats then marched a la World War II to the Round of 16, again under the so-called burden of expectations (despite their continuous display of mediocre performances), facing the vibrant and young Germany squad - another World Cup hopeful. Hoping to obliterate the force of Berlin just like what their forefathers did in World War II, England again screwed up when it matters the most, when they succumbed to a 4-1 defeat against the Germans.
England's display of football was horrendous, as if it was another media-hyped practice session. There was no passion, coordination, team cohesion (and all those footie terms yada yada yada ) from the English side, which saw the Germans simply ravaging the pieces like a German shepherd gobbling up a box of English strudels.
insegnami a maledire in inglese! Picture courtesy of http://www.gettyimages.com/
SO, Three Pussy Cats, what's in store for you guys next? Firing Capello, rope in a new gaffer and screw up *again* in the next Euro 2012?
Awwww. I'm sorry. As a temporary remedy to your grief, here's a special gift from THE AQUINAS to The Three Pussy Cats:-
Eat some dirt!
THE AQUINAS has spoken.
tsk..tsk.. :'(
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