The Dirty Diss: Episode I

You know one of those days when you just feel like dishing the dirt on some people, for whatever reason it might be? There could be a vast array of reasons leading to that, i.e. that person gave you a hard time, you had a bad day because of that person, that person has offended you in one way or another, or maybe, just for the FUN of it.

And yes, people, whenever THE AQUINAS feels like dishing the dirt on anyone, he's gonna do so on a special segment on thehornbillspeaks, called THE DIRTY DISS!


On this very first episode of The Dirty Diss™, THE AQUINAS lays the dirt on the one and only, the pre-adolescent prodigy, Justin Bieber.

                                  picture courtesy of http://www.myspace.com/justinbieber

Justin Bieber is a Canadian kid sensation who made it to the big time after gaining prominence as an online celebrity on youtube. After gaining global popularity from his debut single (what's the title again?), he "successfully" gained himself a global army of female groupies fan base of a considerable size (you're no where near Tupac  or Kurt Cobain kid), consisting largely of female audience between the age of 1 1/2-29 years old.

Here's the deal, Bieber lovers. The thing about pop culture is, nothing lasts. We cannot help but to expect one hit wonders, or those music executive puppets who made a grand entrance into the entertainment scene but merely had a quiet and uncelebrated exit from the centre stage, if not a shameful one. Remember what happened to the Jonas Brothers? Nobody's gonna talk about him in the next 5 years or so. Remember Macaulay Culkin?

I taught Bieber his moves. 5 years from now he could be just like meeee <3<3  picture courtesy of mrchevyceleb.wordpress.com/2008/...y-to-47/

Hmm I wonder what happens if Macaulay Culkin dresses Bieber up THAT WAY. I wonder if you ladies would still love him.

    OMG I would love to get my head bald and dress like Madame Macaulay. We could be flawless <3<3<3

Let me guess. You would.

Eat some dirt!


THE AQUINAS has spoken.